Anyone who is currently watching the Australian decimation of the New Zealand cricket team is missing out on a cinematic gem! Right now, Channel Seven, Frank Sinatra is singing his way through the Peninsular War, fighting against that horrid Napoleon alongside silver-screen great Cary Grant.

No, seriously, not a joke. The Pride and the Passion is classic 50's film, classic Sinatra and a black mark on Grant's career. The same sort of thing a 22-run over is for Shane Bond is, which easily turned that match from a "We could do this" to "No fucking chance".

New Zealand: Australia's second foe.

Thomas.